Don't you send me to vm
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
