Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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