The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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