This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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