Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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