You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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