WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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