C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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