I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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