Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
only if we run a train.
done.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
