I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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