Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Where is the hickey?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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