remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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