You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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