clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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