i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Houston, we have a blender
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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