I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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