The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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