I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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