I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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