we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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