Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
someone owes me an orgasm
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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