I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's never too late to be topless.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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