Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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