We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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