I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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