i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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