grandma shit on top of the toilet
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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