And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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