I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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