the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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