I have demons in me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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