so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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