Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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