I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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