You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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