even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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