I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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