So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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