I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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