i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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