I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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