The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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