I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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