Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You coming home soon, man?
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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