She said her name was "party"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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