My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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