Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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