He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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