is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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