We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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