It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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