i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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