all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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